10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is for fat, American losers.