10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!