10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel