10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.