10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson