10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson