10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.