10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.