10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."