10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)