10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss