10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."