10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth