10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester