10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker