10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..