10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."