10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph