10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.