10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer