10 Random Poker Quotes

i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
Fold and live to fold again
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers