10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek