10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.