10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is for loners.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."