10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!