10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus