10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"