10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus