10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.