10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester