10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"