10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim