10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Why not, when some because there are three.