10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."