10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.