10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.