10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.