10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.