10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.