10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"