10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"