10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs