10 Random Poker Quotes

How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Welcome to kicker school
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
if u play for the thrill u are ill
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.