10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson