10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer