10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"