10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.