10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.