10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson