10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill